You might be an Art Student if.....

• your professor misses a day because of bronchitis and comes back with a blue streak in her hair


• you spend an entire class cutting up card board boxes


• tape becomes very important


• tacking up assignments to the classroom wall is required


• it is common to walk into the classroom and find the professor standing on the desks adjusting the lights


• you frequently have to move the furniture around in the classroom


• sooner or later you are always instructed to not eat your school supplies


• you start a project by scribbling all over a piece of paper


• music is frequently played during class


• homework is commonly collecting "pretty pictures"


• you are made to stretch in the middle of class


• you have to wash your hands multiple times during class


• you come home dirty


• you learn about common shapes, squares, circles...


• "cleanup" is a ritual and has to be taught and enforced


• your professors tend to be a little....shall we say "spacey"


• your professors frequently use words like, harmony, beautiful, flowing, etc.


• your professor can get by with wearing a huge rounded snow globe ring with glitter that floats around in it


• you are asked to place assignments on the floor to look at them

................Or you might just be a kindergartner...............