(just for the record he says he can't claim this)
Dad: So, anyone know why the car industry is declining so quickly?
Table of girls: crickets*
Dad: OK, Who knows the two MAIN purposes for cars?
Table of girls: crickets*
Dad: OK- reason 1) Back when women weren't in the work force (accusing look at mom- for no particular reason) boys would drive around in nice cars to pick up girls.
reason 2) And then they would take those nice cars and go parking..with those girls
But when women started working ...boys no longer needed to go parking they could just go home.
So lesson to save the economy grab a guy and go parking.....right.
Cause my Dad would only kill the boy if he found him...
Today after lunch Johnny and I were instructed to clean the kitchen. Johnny immediately starts acted crazy as only she can do...picture the reptile thing she does on facebook slash joker in between....yeah
So, as mom leaves the kitchen I am pleading for her help. From half way up the stairs comes her reply..
"Mary-John, stop being so.....very long pause.....
...freaky.
AH the perfect word.
Don't you love them...I do.
3 comments:
your house is awesome.........
Um...is it bad that I know EXACTLY what "freakiness" you were describing? yeah...cause I do :D
And this is the reason I miss y'all.
We never have talks like that when I'm around!! (or the....uh...*other* talks ;) )
your Dad's logic confuses me... why would the boys stay home? I mean... the girls wouldn't be at the boys' homes...so, why..?
Wait! Oooh. The girls weren't in their own homes anymore so there was no need for the boys to go out. Okay. I think I get it now.
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